Michael Vick Obedience Academy · league 274560 · offline auction

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Christopher Harris’s PPR ranks priced into dollars for a room that spends its money in a very particular way. Mark players as they go; the max bid recalculates itself.

$200 budget 16 roster spots 12 teams Full PPR, 6-pt pass TD Return yards and return TDs score No keepers

Max bid right now$185

Left$200

Spots open16

Avg / spot$12.5

The one call: let the $60 tier go.

In your 2025 auction the top five players cost $74, $72, $68, $66, $65, an average of $69. The four-source consensus prices that same top five at about $55 for 2026. This room pays roughly a $14 tax on every marquee name, and twenty-two players absorbed 50.7% of all $2,394 spent while ninety-seven players split $104.

There is no middle class in this league, so buy it. Sit out the bidding above $50, take two anchors in the $40s, then own the $20 to $35 band where the room stops paying attention. And take the quarterback arbitrage: thirteen of twenty-three QBs went for exactly $1 last year in a league that pays six points a passing touchdown plus 300/400/500-yard bonuses and a point per 40-yard completion.

Where the money went in 2025

45%Wide receiver, $995 of $2,203 discretionary
44%Running back, $959
6.9%Quarterback, $151 total across twelve teams
4.4%Tight end, $97
$1Every defense and every kicker. Never bid more than $2 here.

Market breaks: QB11, RB40, and a $38-to-$29 cliff between RB13 and RB14.

Harris plants his flag

Ten videos, Aug 4 to Sep 3. He opened with a running back in all five mock drafts and took a quarterback in round eight or later in every one of them.

Zay Flowers“My number one flag player.”
Matthew StaffordHis QB5, drafted as QB13.
Jameson WilliamsWR5 in PPR from week 10 on.
Bucky IrvingShoulder scare cooled the price too far.
Brenton StrangeHis late tight end, three of five mocks.

Harris will not draft them

Jeremiyah LoveHigh ankle sprain, hasn’t practiced, ADP unmoved.
Omarion Hampton“All the way out.”
Malik NabersFirst year off an ACL.
Josh DownsNine targets between the hashes in sixteen games.
Kyle PittsRemove one week and he was TE15.
Josh JacobsCommissioner’s Exempt List, suspension unresolved.

A $200 shape that fits this room
Slot	What to buy	Budget	Running
RB1	Top of tier 2. Taylor, McCaffreySkip Gibbs and Bijan; this room will bid them past $65	$44	$44
WR1	Smith-Njigba or St. BrownHarris WR2. “The days of coming at a discount are over.”	$46	$90
RB2	The $26 to $33 bandChase Brown, Barkley, Walker, Kyren Williams	$29	$119
WR2	Flowers, Pickens, A.J. BrownFlowers is the flag play and he is only WR23 on Harris’s board	$25	$144
QB	Stafford, Goff or PrescottNot Allen at $28. Six-point TDs lift everyone, so the QB1-to-QB12 gap is only 0.8 points a game	$12	$156
TE	Wait. Ferguson $5, Strange $1Harris: “I don’t take tight ends in the second round”	$5	$161
K + DEF	$1 each, last two nominationsAll twenty kickers and defenses went $1 or $2 in 2025	$2	$163
Flex + 6 bench	Return men and full-PPR volumeDike, Shaheed, Gainwell, Turpin, Mims, Wan’Dale Robinson	$37	$200
Sixteen spots		$200